ART: Cartoon Double Feature

A Notable Foursome

Back in August I held a competition where people were able to send their suggestions as what I should draw for one of my December releases. I eventually chose Clone High and its character Joan of Arc, as I was already familiar with the series, it was easy to draw and it lacked erotic fan art. Also, Joan is voiced by Nicole "Shego" Sullivan...

I was originally going to feature just Joan blowing JFK but eventually more characters started popping in. First addition was Cleo muff-diving Joan, then I added Abe fucking Joan from behind and finally Gandhi videotaping the whole thing. I eventually left out Gandhi because I was too lazy to clean up his linework and it also shifted focus from the actual pic.

The alternative version here lacks cum.

This is the first pic of mine that uses illustration done with the dreaded pen tool in Photoshop. Artists like Levelord (and possibly DarkDP) use it constantly for "inking" their pics. I never really got the hang of it but I've finally decided to give it another try. The wavy thing at the background was done with the pen tool.

The winning suggestion was sent by Toonspew.

This was supposed to be a single pic. Of course, that didn't happen as you can see below...

Expensive to Touch

Sometimes you get crazy and decide to do something you probably wouldn't have normally done. This exactly what this pic is all about. I was originally meaning this one to be the next "Lite Art" pic but the inked pic looked so clean I decided to promote it to "Art" status.

Pteresa is essentially just a background character in MLaaTR, but rose to fame in the episode The Price of Love (which is also the name of a fuckawesome song by Roger Daltrey) where Sheldon essentially bought her as his girlfriend. After viewing the episode a few more times it didn't take long 'till I suddenly saw a pretty nasty analogy between it and essentially what you'd call as whoring yourself out. What the hell were the writers thinking?!

The alternative version is missing panties. I made this one so that in case someone wants to upload this pic to Paheal, they can use an official nude version instead of making a shitty fucking edit.

Those of you who know me better also know that I like to stick as close to the original design as possible. I'd say this one is almost an overkill as I didn't really change anything in the character design, not even her inverted-traffic-cones legs! The only addition that's me is of course how she looks like under her skirt since that was obviously never shown in the original cartoon.

Expect more of her in the future.

ART: Webcomic Double Feature

Fun for Two Players

I always wanted to see PvP's Jade and Miranda Fontaine do something naughty. Alas, there's not much erotic fan art of them so that forced me to do something about it...

This is basically a re-done version of an unreleased pic of mine from 2007. I replaced Max and Brent with Robbie and Jase for the comedic effect. The original pic also had Francis spying in the background but it didn't really fit in the new version.

I used older character designs as I'm not a fan of the current ones.

This is the first pic to feature my new styles of drawing cum, saliva and vaginal fluids. It is heavily inspired by the works of Joe Randel and DarkDP. I think it works better in cartoon-style than more realistic looking cum.

The alternative version here is clean of jizz:

I currently have no interest in drawing Marcy or any other women from the series.

A Most Fiendish Divulgation

Penny Arcade has been inspiring literally hundreds of yaoi pics and some rather disturbing loli material featuring Annarchy. For some reason both Kara and Brenna have been ignored in erotic fan art and there exists only two or three shoddy pics of them. I've actually drawn a couple of pics of Kara (unreleased, of course) but I never really liked how they came out. I was supposed to feature her first but that was not to happen.

I happened to be browsing both Macrochan and old PA strips one night when I suddenly had a pic idea based on the internet meme "WHY AM I SO BALD". The result can be seen above. So yeah, it's a more comedic one.

I didn't bother to clean up the pic that much because I wanted it to have a more hand-drawn look this time.

The title is, of course, a bad attempt at imitating the peculiar titles of PA's strips.

ART: Evil Is Sexy

Here it is, the pic that took me three fucking months to make. I'm dedicating it to Levelord, who's been creating fantastic Kim Possible art for so many years.

I hope you like it:

I also made an alternative version without the silly-looking sweat drops:

And now some history.

I first got an idea for this pic after watching an American porn film called Anal Secrets. It features Kitty Yung (not to be confused with Kitty Jung) riding Peter North on a cowgirl position. Her gyrating moves are really something to look at and it didn't take long until I started hatching a plan for a new pic. I've always seen Shego partially of an Oriental/Asian descent and seeing that both Shego and Kitty share a slim body and long dark hair, I immediately drew a comparison between the two. Ron was automatically chosen for the lucky guy, as he's really a staple male lead in KP pr0n anyway. Besides, Drakken's blue cock looks creepy.

My first problem was with the actual character design, as I never really learned the show's art style. Then came the trouble of choosing a right camera angle for the pic: I wanted to display Shego's body in a bendy form but I was hesitant of obstructing the view to her genitals. Unfortunately, these two things weren't really possible to have both at the same time.

I rejected my first pic, which you can see here:

Way too stiff and immobile, not to mention that it depicts the sitch after the act and not the act itself. The characters' bodies don't look as curvy as they should and there are some serious proportional errors. After that I located a forum post made by Levelord that contained character sheets from the show. I then spent about a week just sketching various Shegos to get the feel of the original design.

The final image which you just saw is essentially comprised of four different sketches combined together in Photoshop. Shego and Ron have not received automatic vector tracing, but the rest of the background has. I originally envisioned lighting effects to be similar to the poster of John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) but it was too difficult to do. The shading is a cross between simple cell shading and a blurred shading/bloom similar to what was seen in the KP movie So the Drama.

I almost had Ron eating nacho chips with his right hand but I eventually gave up because I got too lazy to clean up the inking for the chips bag. The first draft of the second pic also had Rufus with a Cannot camcorder but I eventually removed it as it was a distraction (and also meant more work for me).

This is the second time I've actually used the pen tool. The first time was in #19, which you will soon see. The bed sheets, the lower pillow and the bed itself was all done with the pen tool.

I'm still not entirely happy about Shego's head's position and her face. However, I feel that the pic turned out nice even though it was a real bitch to draw.

As a final note, I do not endorse Shego/Ron 'shipping ;P

When you see it...

This is a screencap from Mario Salieri's Salieri Football 3, which is an Italian porn film.

Now, take a closer look:

Brix were shat.

Italian porn is awesome.

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LITE ART: Stripperific Holidays

Sergio Aragonés draws some very fine-looking women. For the past 11 years I've been trying to learn his style of drawing sexy girls and I can tell you, it's a pain in the ass!

Naturally, I've been tinkering with #17 for the past few nights but during the occasional breaks I've been working on an Aragonés-style pic I felt that was actually going somewhere. I finished it ten minutes ago and I feel that it came out nicely.

With this pic I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

(BTW I won't be taking any long breaks from drawing - on the contrary!)

LITE ART: Robo-scissoring

Here's the previously private birthday pic for ToonSpew, now inked, cleaned up and in "colour".

Remember the MLaaTR pic which suffered from partial fail? I think I managed to remove the "fail" this time as I'm pretty happy with the results:


I hope you enjoy it. This time I went closer to Fern's more meatier style as I received some critique from my last MLaaTR pic for using models that had too thin body parts. I think it does look nicer now.

In other news, #17 is now completely inked and scanned! Fucking around in Photoshop will ensue tomorrow night. I doubt I'll be able to hit the deadline of 12/24/08, it'll probably get delayed a few more days.


EDIT (a few minutes later): Fixed a colouring error!

"Ridiculously NSFW"

More of the same subject.

Well, I didn't bake a ginger cock this Christmas but I did draw something that's PA related. You'll see it in a few weeks.

The best laugh I had today

Just read his (Gabe's) newspost. Damn.

LITE ART: Remembering the Forgotten

Here's a little something I drew for my pal Toonspew, for today is his birthday. It's concept art for an idea of his which features a rather grim-looking future for the forgotten ghost of Ember McLain. I also sent him a little hardcore sketch featuring Jenny and Vega getting nasty with each other. I'll probably publish that one too after I've done some retouching with it as it's a bit of a rush job.

Happy birthday, Toonspew!

TEXT: Don't You Just Hate It... in Straight porn movies

Don't you just hate it...

• ...when everyone is constantly spitting on each other's genitalia?
• ...when a girl gets her anus streched and then someone spits in there for "lubrication"?
• ...when the actresses have crooked teeth?
• ...when all the women have platinum blonde hair, balloon-shaped breast implants, skinny asses and they all wear transparent platform shoes?
• ...when most of the dialogue uttered during intercourse consists of sentences such as "oh God", "fuck me harder!" and the extremely irritating, squeakily-delivered "ooh yeah"?
• ...when the actress refuses to have sperm enter her mouth?
• ...when the actress does keep her mouth open during facials but then proceeds to drool all the semen down her chin like an infant child that has yet to learn how to eat in a clean fashion (*cough*Celeste*cough*)?
• ...when kissing is just three seconds of cheap tongue-wiggling?
• ...when there's constant ass-spanking?
• ...when there are pimples present?
• ...when the actress has a very visible bruise somewhere?
• ...how "trendy" camera techniques such as super close-ups, whip pans and "shakycam" have found their way into pornography?
• ...when there's a double penetration scene and the camera zooms closer into the action but mostly shows two hairy man-asses?
• ...when the camera zooms to show the girl gurgling semen like it's fucking mouthwash?
• ...when porn movies use cameras with wide-angle lenses to make the actress' butt look bigger?
• ...when porn movies use cameras with wide-angle lenses and then proceed to zoom into a face of a girl showing how much sperm she has heaving in her mouth in a similar fashion to those shitty-ass "funny animals" videos and postcards? I personally find this both annoying and extremely disgusting at the same time
• ...when a lesbian scene keeps going on after french kissing (okay, this is occasionally fine but most of the lesbian scenes in porn aimed for straight men just lack the passion and feels more like watching two chicks going for it like it's an assignment or something... which it pretty much is)?
• ...how reality porn tries to pass itself as reality when in fact they're mostly using lesser-known actresses, second-rate porn starlets and semi-retired professionals instead of real amateurs?
• ...when porn stars are "acting"?
• ...when a girl passionately sucks another one's strap-on and they both act like it's a real cock?
• ...when kissing and sucking scenes have overblown sound effects reminiscent of someone unplugging a toilet?
• ...when Sequelitis is even worse in porn film industry?
• ...when reality porn actors constantly crack jokes, make weird faces, laugh a lot and make small talk with the cameraman while having sex at the same time?
• ...when a girl is having two dicks in her mouth at the same time and you can see how the ends of the penises rub each other?
• ...when the soundtrack unintentionally sounds like a memorable mainstream movie theme that feels completely out-of-place in a porn flick (there's a bit of melody in the first sex scene in Vi Presento Mia Figlia that sounds like the theme from Jurassic Park - I am not making this up)?
• ...when balls are touching?
• ...when your favourite actress has a non-sex role?
• ...when your favourite actress suddenly decides to undergo plastic surgery (possibly again), altering her face so that it now looks completely different and ugly?
• ...when a guy misses the girl's face and sprays his cum all over another guys legs and hands?
• ...when a guy misses the girl's face and sprays his cum all over another guys face?
• ...when you're watching a seemingly ordinary flick and suddenly a strange fetish appears out of nowhere?
• ...when it's a trap?
• ...when a good director suddenly decides to cast this one particular actress you don't really care about in every freaking film (Mario Salieri and Julia Taylor, I'm looking at you)?
• ...when you can hear more of the guy's grunting than the girl's moaning?
• ...when Peter North aims his jizz too high so it flies past the girl's face and onto bedsheets?
• ...when the girl suddenly wants to lick the guy's asshole (note: this seems to occur mostly in Italian and French productions from 1990s and onwards)?
• ...when guys don't take off their watches, shoes or socks?
• ...when there's a scene where a guy is spying on a couple having sex and the camera constantly pans or switches to show his face?
• ...when there's a scene where a guy is spying on a couple having sex and the camera constantly pans or switches to show him jacking off?
• ...when a good sex scene is constantly cut away by non-sex scenes with other characters?
• ...when a promising sex scene never takes off (as in, the actress you like is suddenly replaced by another one, someone "busts" the couple or the script doesn't treat the particular scene as an important one and cuts away before the whole thing really gets on going)?
• ...when it turns out to be soft porn?
• ...when you're watching a seemingly straight porn movie and suddenly, during the final orgy scene, SURPRISE GAY BUTTSECKS?
• ...when a porn film is desperately trying to have a complex plot?

And finally...

• Don't you just fucking hate it when you're fapping to a porno and just when you're about to cum the scene suddenly changes to show the guy's facial expression while at the very same time you blow your load?!

With partial apologies to Not My Desk and Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Eh.

SCRAPS: dlt at work

In case you wonder how my time-consuming "manual outline cleaning" looks like, check out this pic of #18b in works:


This is not the best possible example, because I often scan my inkings in "line art" mode, then go straight to Illustrator for automatic vector trace and then clean up the malformed parts that showed up after the trace in Photoshop. This time I decided to ignore the automatic trace and directly use the original inked pic, which is why I've been digitally removing pencil marks and other unwanted artifacts. To demonstrate this I've placed a black layer underneath the working one which then proceeds to show all the spots I've scoured with "clear" line tool and eraser.

Feel free to guess who the character is (which is pretty much impossible to guess from such a vague image). Two hints: first of all, it's a webcomic-themed pic and second, that's his backside (with a t-shirt) showing.