Well over two decades ago, back when I was still a kid, I stayed overnight at a hotel and remember seeing advertisements for a featured late night performance of a dance troupe that I suspect may have, in fact, been a stripper troupe. I very much remember them consisting of at least two dozen girls, if not more, and they all featured a distinct uniform, which was a tight, low-cut t-shirt that showed copious amounts of mostly silicone underboob (but hid the areolas and nipples), a high-cut string bikini bottom and classic high-heel shoes. Unfortunately, since I was woefully underage AND traveling with my parents, there was no way in hell I was able to go see their show. In the end, I was too much of a pussy to even grab a copy of the ad as a keepsake, since this was something that needed hiding and I wasn't 100% certain I would be able to do that. So, for all these years, I've kept the image in my mind...
...that is, until now, when I talked about it with my friend despojo. We talked about so much that it got me curious enough to finally put down that memory on paper (albeit only figuratively; the picture was done 100% digitally). Since I'm not skilled enough to draw realistic women, I figured I needed to do a more cartoonish take on it, but not too cartoonish. Luckily enough, I then remembered the legendary Turkish cartoonist Gürcan Gürsel and how he would often feature leggy, shapely young girls and women with big balloon tits in those comics that he would make strictly for adult humor publications. Since the focus was mostly just to get down the generic idea of what the girls, their pose and their uniform looked like, I only drew a single dancer/stripper. The digital painting was done using Kyle's Megabrush Set (or whatever it's called) and the colors were lifted directly from scans of Gürsel's adult comics. The end result is a bit stiff but nails all the important points from my memory, sans maybe the exact hair styles, whether or not there were pokies and how the girls' hands and arms were positioned (which I don't remember; I think they were crossed behind their backs but I'm not certain).
The show itself, and the troupe, remains a mystery to this day. The problem is, this was around the time the Internet was still brand new so most of the advertising would've been in print form. I also don't remember the exact time and place, outside that it was either in Sweden, Finland or Denmark, and the time period was between 1996 and 2002, likely at the turn of the millennium. There may have also been a man in a tuxedo, hosting the show, or he was perhaps the warm-up performer. The closest thing so far that I've heard might be an erotic dance troupe called UK Calendar Girls, but I'm not 100% certain if it was them as information about these things is really hard to find online and would mostly require asking people who were going to these shows during this time and assuming they still remember all the details.
If I do find out what this troupe or show (hell, it could've just been a one-time thing, too!) was, I will update it here and let you all know. A high-resolution picture can be found on
my deviantART page.
Even though I am IP-rangebanned on
4chan, preventing me from posting anything, I still visit the board from time to time (yes, I know VPNs could solve the issue but I don't really have much interest in posting on 4chan these days). Late last year, I was browsing /co/ and stumbled upon a thread about the mother of a
Bill Wray character called Monroe, who starred in his eponymous misery porn comic strip in the legendary
MAD Magazine.
I talked about this in an earlier blog update and how it inspired me to make an attempt at drawing Monroe's mom, who, depending on how the strip needs to present her, is either a total MILF sex bomb or post-wall, white trash woman with cellulite, body hair and crow's feet. In the end, it was usually a mix of these two, so I suppose calling her a "hot mess" would be the most accurate description. Despite her waning looks, she would immediately get the attention of horny men, even some of the hunkier and beefier types, and I think the comic made it painfully clear that she also knew how "service" those guys. The comic strip also tended to put her in a state of partial undress, usually in night gowns and robes, and her nipples are visible on
the very second strip published.
Considering that this is the mom in the comic, and the main character, Monroe, is an endlessly horny teenager who values the idea of scoring with girls so much he tends to bite off more than he can chew (and thus usually ends up hurt and humiliated, often in the nude, while less-savory characters such as the resident school bully Dylan get off scot free and keep kicking him while he's down), the most obvious thing to draw when doing a porn parody of the comic is to simply have Monroe fuck his mother... so I did just that.
What makes this so great is that there is a time period in the strip where Monroe's mom and dad are divorced and she drifts aimlessly from one provider to another but never settles, while Monroe is lusting hard after a schoolmate of his, Jolynda. While this already provides a good explanation for Monroe's mom for the purposes of a porn parody, what makes it even sweeter is that there is a strip centering around Monroe running as a class president, and in it we get an erotically-charged daydream sequence of Monroe imagining himself as the POTUS and Jolynda as his intern (this was around the tail-end of the Clinton years) about to do the nasty in the Oval Office. In this particular strip, Jolynda's design is fully identical to that of Monroe's mom! It sure feels like an internal Oedipal struggle happening in Monroe's mind there. As for the lactating breasts, Monroe's mom does go through a pregnancy in the strip, although this results in her getting back together with Monroe's dad, so I suppose from that sense, the parody makes no sense... but I do like lactation! Monroe's mom's outfit comes from a strip where she is working as a camwhore – quite a pioneer, considering this strip was released in the late '90s!
This is also the first blatant mom/son incest pic I've done. While it is true that in one of the
JABComix commissions from 2011 did feature what appeared to have been two Danny clones, I never made it clear
who these cock-carriers were.
The Zoda-Z commission, while based on my idea, also doesn't count since I didn't draw it. Therefore, it is only now, over fourteen years after I started, that I finally committed to a fetish/category that people sometimes erroneously think I represent just because I've specialized in MILFs.
Big thanks to
Reference Emporium on Twitter for providing all the reference material for this pic! I do have my own
MAD Magazine collection but a lot of the late '90s issues aren't in the best condition anymore and I try to avoid opening, browsing and scanning them as much as possible to prevent any further wear.
As usual, the high-quality version of this picture can be found on
Rule 34 Paheal.
