Misc. site maintenance

The Links section has been cleaned up, again. I've removed all the dead links and added some new ones (such Aeolus, Apostle and Gara's HF galleries, plus Linno and ManiacalCarrot's dA pages).

That is all.

COMMISSION: It's About to Get Hot

Commission for Hasukawa13.

Yes, it's a bikini-themed Maddie Fenton picture. No, it wasn't something I whipped up in a few hours. I actually worked on this for nearly two weeks and scrapped roughly about dozen sketches before coming up with this one and even then I had to revise it multiple times. The thing is, I could've easily just drawn her posing on the beach. Problem is, I've kinda done that already. Twice. Hell, to be honest I've drawn Maddie in swimwear probably four or five times before. So yeah, I had to be careful not to repeat myself.

I was originally going to have Maddie drinking champagne and have a couple of cigars ready but in the end I was instructed to replace them with red wine. Yes, I had a certain city in my mind when I drew this pic. It's still evident if you look at some of the background elements.

Additional thanks, again, to LLToon and ManiacalCarrot for their invaluable critique. 

Jubilee!


Update (12/19): a valid question was posted on /co/ today:

My answer:

"I know, it should be somewhat loose. I tried to draw it that way at one point but it just kept bugging me, from a visual standpoint."

COMMISSION: Helpful Holli

Commission for MechaGhidorah. This marks the first time I've drawn Holli Would. There have been few earlier attempts, usually more-or-less incomplete sketches during the past twelve years or so, but this is first pic of her that I've actually completed. Another 'first' for me is Jessica in her classic, slinky dress (since the first Jessica pic I drew featured her in a bunny girl outfit).

Putting Jessica and Holli together might be a cliché at this point but damn, it just works so well. Considering how relatively close Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Cool World were released and how they both feature live action character(s) interacting with a cartoon vamp, it's no surprise. I would also like to think that WFRR portraying the 'toon world as a one big crossover further supported this pairing – whether you see them simply as colleagues or lesbian lovers.

The ice cream accident was part of the deal*, and while it greatly annoys Jessica, Holli doesn't seem to mind at all... ;)

Alt. version without shading:

*) NOTE: this is pretty much the farthest I will go with food erotica. Well, this and lactation. Maybe some whipped cream...

COMMISSION: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Bleh

Commission for JaviDLuffy. A character called Crash from Phineas & Ferb finds herself wearing Cinderella's evening ballroom gown and does not seem to be very enthusiastic about it.

[stanlee]'Nuff said.[/stanlee]

ART: Daddy's Girl

I just had to make one hardcore pic for this Halloween as well and I was craving for some Paulina action, preferably with a "twist" that goes well together with her character from a 'stag film' perspective. Toonspew came up with suitable dialogue that fits in just the right way!

If JAB had ordered me more than just three Paulina pics, this would've probably been either the fourth or the fifth one.

Alternative version without text:

Additional thanks to ManiacalCarrot as well.

ART: Cosplaying Is Buttloads of Fun

Halloween's coming up so here's yet another Maddie pic emphasizing her big ass! My originality knows no boundaries.

The idea of dressing Maddie up as Mrs. Incredible occurred to me earlier this year. I was already making plans for a Halloween-themed character portrait during the summer, I already knew I wanted it to be of Maddie but I had no idea what to draw. I used the nun pic I did two years ago as a basis but I also knew I didn't want to give her just a "regular uniform" but rather something more specific and unique – hence I looked into comics and feature films for inspiration, wanting to find a character whose outfit would fit Maddie perfectly. Needless to say, when I remembered The Incredibles, an imaginary lightbulb (25W, E14 screw) appeared on top of my head.

I also found myself wondering, "How the hell didn't I see this before?"

Naturally, I had to reference that famous scene from the movie and voice my own opinion about it, an opinion which I know is shared by thousands of other fans (and probably some of the creators as well). I didn't stop with Maddie, however, when I realized that hell, you could probably give all the Fentons an Incredible makeover! That's why there's also Jack, Jazz and Danny present, and Vlad as the villain who has a grudge against the father character due to a traumatic incident in their past.

I also realized, a bit too late, that I could've also had Tucker appear as Frozone, even though it doesn't make as much sense because Tucker is a friend of Danny, not Jack. And yes, I did consider including Danielle in Jack-Jack's costume but eventually decided against it. Maybe later, if I do another pic of the Fentons as Parrs, who knows...?

 Alternate version for those of you who wish to masturbate to the picture but don't want to see all the other characters in it.

I hope you enjoy the pic and have a happy Halloween!

Also, I'd like to thank LLToon, ManiacalCarrot and Toonspew for assistance. I really appreciate it, guys!

ART: Nothing to Report

Remember that episode of The Powerpuff Girls where they had to fight off minuscule nanobots that were eating up everything in sight? Remember how the bots also induced wardrobe malfunctions on everyone, including the girls? Yeah, everyone remembers that last part, obviously.

However, I doubt that anyone remembers Gabby Baloney, the female reporter who first relays the news to the people of Townsville about a mysterious, melting rain that's wreaking havoc in their city. She's got less than 10 seconds of actual screentime and her only function in the overall story is to interrupt the girls' TV time and inform them of the new threat.

But hey, it's Rule 34... and there are no exceptions*. Not much else to say about this, it's a quick one I sketched while drawing the Ms. Keane commission and I just wanted to make a suggestive pic of an obscure background character.

You can check out my screencaps of Gabby for reference purposes in the previous post.

*) Well, okay, this isn't exactly porn, there's no sex acts going on.

REFERENCE: Gabby Baloney

COMMISSION: Sam Rides Again

Commission for DarkDP. Yeah, you probably guessed it. Sam Manson is to him what Maddie Fenton is to me. Yes, that's supposed to be one of those... what the hell do you call them... sack chairs? I dunno bean bag chair is apparently the correct term (thank you, based Anon). Also, a Precision bass guitar and a gothic rock band poster because why the fuck not.

Not sure if there's much to say about this pic except that it's been the most difficult one of all the commissions I've done during this entire year! I originally intended to have this done before summer but after wasting nearly two months trying to come up with a suitable sketch I chose to postpone it instead and concentrate on other works. After I was finished with those, I returned to this order. I suppose something had happened between that period, because I finally nailed down this pic after wasting only two pieces of paper.

Once again, a very special thank you to ManiacalCarrot for helping me out with this one and a lot of the previous commissions as well. If it weren't for his excellent understanding of perspective and proportions I'd probably overlooked a lot of minor and major flaws and gone ahead releasing art of a lower quality. Oh, and I almost forgot: DarkDP himself came up with the guidelines after which I modeled the pose. Credit where credit's due!

Alternative versions (differences being that some of the pics don't have any fluids and there are more detailed background posters in two of the pics):

I will be concentrating on a Halloween pin-up next. Assuming I don't change my mind again, it's going to be... well, sort of a crossover/cosplay thing. Oh yeah, and it's going to have Maddie (duh).

COMMISSION: The Spy Who Loved Me

Commission for ThaMan. This is the very first pic I've done of Johnny Bravo, which I did watch back in the day but wasn't very high on my "must see" cartoons. I guess I wasn't really interested in the premise nor the art style, which I thought was closer to 1970s Hanna-Barbera productions than the '50s/'60s UPA shorts (I've never been fond of '70s or early-to-mid-'80s cartoons). Still, I did watch the show whenever it happened to be on but I don't remember seeing more of it than the first season and a few episodes from season two.

Fast forward twelve years and I find myself drawing this character, Heather Asplund, from the afore-mentioned show. She appears in S3 finale, in an episode called 'It's Valentine's Day, Johnny Bravo'. I watched this episode I had never seen before to be familiarized with the character and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised at the emotional state of this character in the very end – did Johnny ever meet up a woman like this before? I mean, obviously, as a character she's mostly nothing more than a walking gag but still. While the episode didn't have me roaring with laughter or making me pump my fists into the air, it was enjoyable and I was left with a nice feeling inside after it was over.

This image can be seen either as a follow-up dream or distant future reality after the said episode. Take it as you will.

I also did another version without gloves:

COMMISSION: Summer 'Dew

Commission for JaviDLuffy. This is the first time I've drawn Agent Honeydew. The summer dress here is based on this design. At one point I suggested merging it with this '50s style polka dot dress I saw in an episode of Miami Vice but when I couldn't make it to look right I dropped the idea. Special thanks goes to ManiacalCarrot for suggesting a background setting to go with the image and giving me advice regarding wind direction.

Despite being a big fan of Dexter's Laboratory I never really paid much attention to this character, opting to doodle characters like Dexter's Mom and Dee Dee instead. I liked her design a lot and I also enjoyed some of the rather dubious jokes they made about her relationship with Monkey but I was never really a fan of the 'Dial M for Monkey' segments they did; I wanted to see more of Dexter's wacky adventures! I guess the creators figured this out as well since both 'Dial M for Monkey' and 'The Justice Friends' were toned down to almost nothingness for the show's second season.

Nevertheless, Honeydew is a beauty and I'm glad to have finally honoured her.

COMMISSION: Teacher's Wet

A joint commission for Toongrowner and Sniper Tomcat depicting the hottest teacher American animation has to offer. Sniper also consulted me with the pic and came up with the idea of using a reflection to show us something we wouldn't otherwise see in this situation ;)

To prepare for this commission, I took out my PPG DVD box set and intended to watch a few Ms. Keane episodes from the last three seasons. In the end, however, I ended up watching the entire series but hey, it's a damn good cartoon and it still manages to captivate me (much better than Dexter's Lab, my other '90s favorite).

During my marathon I tried to find reference for Ms. Keane's bathroom but alas, they never showed it. As for the rest of her apartment, we only see it in the episode 'Keen on Keane', where it's revealed that, probably as a contrast to Professor Utonium's bright and pretty early '60s decor, Ms. Keane seems to be stuck in the '70s with earth tones and muted colours everywhere. As someone who loves the '80s/early '90s and pastel tones, 1970s visuals are usually something I don't care to see unless it makes sense in the context (for example, I can't imagine watching a movie like Shaft or Coffy without all the '70s decor, I want to see it there).

As you're hopefully all aware, I usually aim for historical accuracy when it comes to drawing fan art (i.e. if the show takes place in the early '90s, I don't draw characters using smartphones). However, I did make an exception this time and gave Keane a more early '00s style bathroom since I found the '70s ones usually looking very grimy and messy, mostly because of the colours used in them. I still tried to make it look like it's from the actual show, though. I also gave Keane some cheesy towels with upper and lower case letters because she's a teacher. That's the joke. And yes, that's Sebamed shower gel there in the background, modeled after the one I have in my own bathroom.


This commission is not endorsed by Sebapharma GmbH & Co. KG.

My hit counter died

I don't know why but for some reason, the damn thing stopped working a few days ago. I can't remember exactly how many hits I had but I'm starting a new counter from 364,000 because those are the first three numbers I remember seeing on it the last time I took a look.

COMMISSION: Bass Layin'

Commission for Sniper Tomcat. This is the first proper Phineas and Ferb picture I've done (the first one was a crude MS Paint doodle of Candace with 'awesomeface'). I have pretty much zero experience with the show's style so it was somewhat of a challenge. While Sniper did provide me with sufficient amount of reference (thanks!) it turned out they never showed Vivian's bedroom in the show. The overall colour scheme, however, is lifted from the screencaps I got. I assume it's her house in those, although I'm not 100% certain.

I also did some research using the PnF Wiki to learn about her so I could perhaps give the image a title that somehow reflects the character (apparently, she plays a double bass so I made an awful pun about bass line). I also learned that she's the mother of Isabella (though the shape of her head is also a dead giveaway) so I doodled some photographic portraits of her there. If you take a closer look at the framed photo hanging above the bed, you'll see the initials of a particularly diligent PnF fan artist ;)

I'm pretty happy how the pic turned out, seeing how it is based on the second sketch I made of Vivian (and thus is the second time I drew the character). It is also a pleasure to  draw something different than TFOP or DP for a change, not that I hate drawing in those styles (on the contrary, I'm probably overdoing it).

I know you all probably expected the Keane pic so I'm sorry to have disappointed you. It's coming, though, and to quote one long-haired weirdo from a 21st century cinematic disaster, "Don' worree abou' eet!"


"Oh hi, dlt."

REFERENCE: The Women of 'PPG'

I have a softcore Miss Keane pic coming up so I finally got a good reason to rewatch The Powerpuff Girls and snap some reference from my DVD box set. Out of all those great Cartoon Cartoons made in the '90s/early '00s, this one is IMO the best of the best. Seeing how it had so many of the talented people behind the first two seasons of Dexter's Laboratory, PPG had great potential right from the start. To be honest, it didn't really let down until the last two seasons when the original creator had left the show and the remaining people were starting to run out of material, which resulted in the show becoming more self-aware (cute and funny but caused a loss of excitement).

Most of the unfunny episodes of the later seasons tend to center around the Mayor, who went from a lovable doofus to a retarded manchild. I was also never a fan of the majority of season 4 where they experimented with double-length episodes as it just made the show lose some of its usually tight pacing. Still, I'd say that three strong seasons (1–3) and two average-to-good (4 & 5) out of six is a pretty good achievement. Even better, CN apparently greenlit a seventh season but the creators decided to end the show to avoid it getting completely dried out. Even though we never got to see that episode centered around the evil Powerpunk Girls from an alternative universe, I'm happy that they pulled the plug off the show rather than let it become a franchise zombie.

Anyway, enough with my ramblings, have some reference – all the combined screencaps were made by yours truly:


Miss Sara Bellum

 

Miss Keane

 

Femme Fatale

Sedusa

Multiple characters

Final JABComix pic out

JAB has released my final commission, this time showcasing Paulina with an older señor you might recognize from a couple of Paulina-centric episodes. As with the previous pic, this one's also an animated .GIF, combining the regular and the alternative version. For the record, I never issued such instructions, so if you don't like it, please do not blame me. I also didn't ask for the images to be resized so small (50% of what I intended them to be). You can find the pic in question on JAB's site.

This ends my batch of commissions for him. Whether or not I'll do more is up in the air. I have to say it came to me as a surprise at how they decided to handle my artwork...

As for now, I have a few remaining commissions that I need to do before I do a few regular pics of my own ideas (I'll try to tone down the amount of Maddie, I know you've had an overdose of her lately, lol). I also have this other project I meant start up earlier this month but due to real life events messing up the schedules for both me and the writer, it remains to be seen how much will it be delayed if it will happen at all this year.

COMMISSION: The Dominatrix Is In

Commission for IronBloodAika, who ordered it as a gift for his friend Coonfoot (who himself is also an artist and has a blog here). I guess it was supposed to be for a birthday or something but, well, you know me... when it comes to hitting deadlines, I'm the Valve Corporation of fan artists.

I haven't drawn Penelope Spectra for ages. I think the last time was for a hardcore pic two-three years ago and if I try to look at something that old, chances are I'm going to hate what I see. My previous constructions of her have featured that traditional Hartman lighting style but I chose to abandon it for this piece because I felt it needed some extra pizazz that a simple cel-shaded light reflection near the outlines wouldn't have accomplished.

Before you jump into conclusions, I have to make it clear that I'm not a fan of BDSM and the order never specified what kind of lingerie Spectra would be wearing. However, ever since Spectra's first appearance in S2, I've viewed her as a potential dominatrix type due to her sadistic demeanor and her tendency to subdue her victims before extracting life force (and other things) out of them. From that angle, I think, it makes a lot of sense.

While the commissioner had the idea regarding the mirrors, it was Toonspew who came up with the suggestion that I show Spectra's other forms in them. Thanks, both of you!

Update (7/25): Here's one of the reasons I saw Spectra as a dominatrix...

New Paulina pic at JABComix, plus correction

I need to correct myself. The last Paulina release by JAB was not the penultimate pic, but rather the second pic released out of order. Apparently, the first pic has now been released, featuring Paulina leaning against a pole, making Danny an offer he can't refuse. You can find the pic in question on JAB's site.

I love you, /co/

Oh exploitable:

...and someone comes up with this:

Awesome.

ART: World's Greatest Mom... ...Ass

I know I promised Spectra next but I'm still tweaking the sketch. Instead, here's a minimalistic study of Maddie Fenton's rear to keep you entertained for a moment – nude and clothed versions available.

Also, I just watched the first episode of Gravity Falls and I loved it. Gonna follow this one and see how it's going to unfold.

Final Maddie pic released on JABComix!

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ART: Twin Cheeks

This was originally supposed to debut at Paheal but as I'm writing of this they are continuing to experience problems with their image servers.

Gravity Falls is a brand new show that I honestly don't know shit about (except that it's supposed to have a Twin Peaks vibe to it, hence the punny title) but that may soon change as I'm intrigued to check it out (besides, I have to wait 'till fall before new ponies). This character that I doodled a few days ago is called Wendy, though I like to call her 'Lumberjack Frankie'. I have no idea who she is and what she does in the show but I'm already liking her design.

I usually like to take my time when drawing fan art of something that's relatively new to me but this time I just wanted to produce a quick pic for a brand new show. To put it bluntly, this is the artistic equivalent of replying "FIRST" on a new article or a YouTube video... except that I'm not the first to draw Wendy baring her pussy... well, you get my point.

Hope you like it! Next up, Spectra.

Paheal turns five

Paheal, most famously known for its enormous Rule 34 archive, recently turned five years old. The site's co-creator, wiiaboo, wrote a commemorative blog post about the origins of the site while, rather fittingly, taking a shit. I recommend checking it out.

Had I had more time to prepare for it, I might've whipped up a tribute of some sort for the good people who run the site. Even though Rule 34 is lacking user-controlled galleries (hint hint), the site is providing people an easy way of finding and sharing cartoon porn. I would've craved for something like this back in the late '90s when I first saw cartoon porn on the internet. Kids these days have it easy!

Anyway, here's to Paheal (raises shot glass) and here's to another five years! Next year it's my turn to celebrate*.

Also, gotta love the comment by thereallegend123: via Paheal, he learned that "Maddie Fenton is hot". I kinda like to think I had something to do with this good man seeing the light :>

...assuming that his comment about "wanting to forget" some of the things does not apply to Maddie, though.


*) March 3rd 2013 marks the fifth anniversary of 'dlt art'. Mark your calendars.

Foxy Roxy

It's been a long time since I posted something related to live action porn but I thought this would be a good share. Also, I get to test out Blogger's new look (so far it feels boring as hell but if it functions, I don't mind).

Anyway, if you've ever wondered what kind of MILFs I like in real life, Roxy is a pretty good example. I'm especially fond of her appearance in the first two clips. There's just something about a nigh shoulder-length mom hair that makes me go HNNNNNNGGGH

(I think she's fuckable with the short hair as well, but I'd take a classic Audrey Hepburn pixie cut over the flat, almost butch-like hair she has in the third video)

I present three of my favourite Roxy videos of her to you. Porn industry, take notes: Roxy here is a true MILF. Those past-their-prime porn starlets with too much make-up and sex mannerisms of, well, porn starlets, don't really do it for me.

Roxy striptease
Roxy in bed
Roxy in a hot tub

Also, I've been sick with common cold for the past week, thus the lack of new art releases.

It's JABComix Time!

This time, it's a Maddie pic with a cheesy internet meme reference, plus a product placement for an actual paperback JABComix magazine, which doesn't exist. There's blood on the floor, soon, but it's not a gorefest since the blood is propelled out of a boy's nose caused by sudden excitement. He also needs to take his trousers to a tailor to get them repaired. I'm not usually into flashers but when it's a horny MILF with juices dripping from her nether regions, I'm willing to forgive all. You can find the pic in question on JAB's site.

COMMISSION: Showing Off

Here's Paulina as a showgirl! This is another commission for JaviDLuffy and the outfit you see her wearing is pretty the same that's in these pictures I was told to use as reference. However, I couldn't resist implementing a few elements from the one Marilu Henner wore in the Season 2 finale of Taxi.

I gave the pic the title 'Showing Off', because... well, it's Paulina. She's not the modest type (although you can't hear any complaints from the boys)!

COMMISSION: Fairy GodMILF

Ever wondered what Maddie Fenton would look like as a (sexy) fairy godparent? Well, check above! This image was commissioned by JaviDLuffy and the outfit is based on his own design, which definitely represents a more classic take on the fairy godparent concept unlike the more modern-day clothes you see on Cosmo and Wanda in The Fairly OddParents.

I chose to ignore the cruder Hartman-style shading for the most parts in favour of trying to imitate what I saw in the reference works I was provided for the outfit. I did this mainly to emphasize all the curves and to avoid the many places where a simple shading would've looked stale and clunky.

Also, I forgot to draw her panties. My mistake.

Update (8/18): lucas'd the shading on her hood, it's now continuous with the rest of the image, thus reflecting my original vision!

JAB releases another commission

This one's based on the season three episode 'Girls' Night Out', with Maddie, Jazz and Sam celebrating their victory over Kitty, Spectra and Ember. I know that Maddie was covered in litter at the end of the episode but I chose to bend the continuity for the sake of, erm, art. Special thanks goes to Toonspew who helped me tweak the dialogue for one of the "juicier" alternative versions of the picture! You can find the art on JAB's site.

Yet another JAB commission released!

Maddie is getting mounted from both ends in this one while a familiar ghost genie is observing in the background...

You can find the pic in question on JAB's site.

COMMISSION: What He Wanted

Here's a Valentine's Day image that comes about eleven days too late. Oh well, you know me, I'm the Valve Software of fan artists when it comes to deadlines and release dates. The backstory for this image is that Desiree is Tucker's Valentine. There is a possibility that this wasn't a voluntary decision from her point of view :P The have a role play going on, as you can guess from Desiree's outfit and dialogue.

The image was commission by CDB2, whose blog you can follow here. He asked me to give Desiree a harem girl outfit similar to this image here, so the credit for the clothing design goes to lychee-soda. Another request was to recreate the setting and perspective of the earlier Maddie Fenton pic I did, thus giving us a rare and welcome opportunity to gaze upon Desiree's ass, something that oh-so-often gets ignored for obvious reason (or, rather, two obvious reasons).

DF: Ersi

Okay:


"0.16666666666666666666 hours in MS Paint"