ORDERED ART: Maintenance Relation

 

Commission from the very talented Zoda-Z.

Those who have followed my blog for a long time know that I'm very picky when it comes to erotic fan art. I usually prefer on-model porn, which then poses the challenge of finding some that actually manages to look authentic. Unfortunately, not every artist is capable of hitting that mark and they may end up inserting elements into it that either clash with the art style with or without purpose. Thus, you can imagine that commissioning someone to draw my all-time favourite cartoon woman perfectly on-model is not a task I will easily appoint to just anyone.

However, with this piece here, I think I found the proper artist to do it. I've been following Zoda's art for several years now and concluded that there's been only two pieces that I felt were slightly off, and even in those instances the reason was due to the commissioner asking for off-model elements. In case you wonder what piece eventually sold me to commission this artist, it was this Slim commission of Danny fucking Penelope Spectra in the ass (link leads to a page on Rule 34 Paheal).

Fantastic job!

Alt. version without fluids.

I came up with the title of the picture to explain the scenario: Danny might've been tasked to help Maddie to do some servicing on the Spectre Speeder but since this is a cartoon porn universe of Danny Phantom we're talking about, the focus soon shifted from the Speeder to Maddie's juicy ass and moist pussy.

ORDERED ART: Will Do

Here's a fantastic piece I commissioned from the one and only Aeolus06. Once again, I gave a commission artist a challenging task of drawing a picture of something that I could not succeed drawing myself, and once again I'm pleased to announce that it was a success.

This time, the character in question was Jenny from the absolutely brilliant French-Canadian comic series Les Nombrils (The Bellybuttons). While it's probably aimed primarily for girls, it deals with such common, universal themes and its comedy isn't gender-restricted it's more than worth checking out. In fact, I'd say it's as good as the original Swedish Bert young readers' book series that were popular during the '90s in Scandinavia and the United Kingdom.

Anyway, it took me a while to figure out which character to ask Aeolus to draw and what sort of a situation to put her in. Eventually, I settled for the kind-hearted but not very bright and easily manipulated Jenny. I pared her up with her BFF Vicky's father Will, as he has a thing for redheads (canon!) and Jenny is foolish enough to be talked around by a rich, handsome man to do all sorts of fun things involving his genitalia (and also gave the chance to include the staple 'someone opens the door and finds two people having sex' trope). I almost burned out while trying to come up with a pose and did some really, really shoddy doodles to give some guidelines to Aeolus. Thankfully, he instantly picked up on what I was looking for and came up with two possibilities, of which I chose the first one.

Here's the unused variant:

The idea of giving Vicky some dialogue was Aeolus', while the actual lines are from yours truly. It adds humour to the pic, yet does not overshadow the parts that are intended to arouse – the way it should be, folks!

These might actually be the very first published pieces of Les Nombrils erotic fan art depicting a proper intercourse. There's only one softcore one with some lesbian action as well as several official (!) nudies, but that's about it. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

ORDERED ART: Keane+Sedusa

Commission from RedBlooper A.K.A. GoopyGear.

There's not enough good-quality Miss Keane and Sedusa fan art, so I decided to chip in (whazzat?) and order this piece from RB, who's recently been converted to the joys of hardcore erotic fan art. It's been a while since I've seen someone so eager and excited about drawing cartoon porn, so this one was a great chance to utilize the talent of a well-motivated artist. As usual, I came up with a rough sketch outlining the image.

Money well spent!

As a bonus, RB also produced a variant with coloured inklines, matching with his regular artwork:

Here's his original Tumblr post.

ORDERED ART: For Your Eyes Only

What you're looking at is a magnificent illustration by the very talented JaviDLuffy, commissioned by Yours Truly. It is also, in my honest opinion, the best damn erotic fan art of the Woman in Gray!

Having already committed to ordering a commission, I found it to be very difficult to figure out what I would like to see from another artist. After all, many artists do not commission art from their colleagues as they'd rather take a shot at it themselves; the majority of fun in drawing comes from the very process itself, getting the idea from your head down to paper. It wasn't until many months later when I finally remembered one particular source of frustration that start during my early days as a smut-doodling novice and never went away: the Woman in Gray, known to masses as the third spy from the late Antonio Prohias' Spy vs. Spy (vs. Spy) comic strip featured in MAD Magazine. Prohias' style is very difficult to nail as it doesn't seem to have any particular rules regarding proportions and perspective, or rather any rules may be crudely disregarded in order to make room for humour. Add the varying ink line thickness to this and you've got a perfect way to drive me mad (pun partially intended). The first time I attempted to draw her was in 1998 and the last was slightly less than a month ago. I only have ONE finished, very wooden-like pin-up of her where I actually got her face right from around 2006 or so but it's so utterly boring to look at it's almost as good as a badly incomplete sketch.

Seeing that I had been unable to come up with a decent image of her, I shifted my problems to JaviDLuffy, complete with two very rough tablet sketches (that took hours to draw because I sucked at it), a basic idea of the character sitting in chair in that pose doing the breast squeeze/lift while covering her privates with the other hand and a bunch of reference photographs taken from adult magazines as well as scans from Prohias' original strips. As I stated before, he nailed it. On top of it, he shaded it in black and white and put up some wanted posters of the two male spies leering at her.

10/10, would commission again.

Also, as you've probably noticed by now, I'm adding a new tag/image category for my blog called ordered art, which will refer to any picture I have commissioned from another artist.