Another break from art... well, sort of

I've got some bad news, some good news and some excellent news.

Bad news first: you're not going to see any new art here for a while. Yes, I know I rarely update my blog these days and most of my art leans towards softcore these days but now it's going to get even worse. I might put up some new doodles during holidays but otherwise it'll be quiet.

Next, the good news: the reason you're not going to see any new art here is because I'm busy... with art. You can draw your conclusions from that. Yes, I know I said I don't do commissions but I was recently made an offer I couldn't refuse, by a person of high stature. I will post more information in the future if and when I have the liberty to do so.

The excellent news is that this offer will help me get closer to my longtime dream, which you know starts with the letter 'c' and ends with the letter 'q', with the middle letters being 'n' and 't'.

I'm not sure how long it'll take but in the end, everybody wins.

GIFT ART: Sakaki-san

Here's a picture of Sakaki from Azumanga Daioh!, drawn by ManiacalCarrot as a gift for my birthday earlier this year. As those of you that follow my blog know, Sakaki ranks very high on my of list of hot anime girls and I just love her in that culture day uniform – to be honest, I love her in pretty much any outfit but I like the more "formal" tone of the waitress outfit.

I'm especially happy for this piece because good Sakaki art is hard to come by (and the same applies to hardcore pics where Sakaki isn't fucked by Chiyo's dog, Tadakichi-san), as Kagura and Osaka tend to be favoured over her (and Tanizaki Yukari). But for me, Sakaki will always be the hottest of the bunch.

Thank you very much, MC :)

ART: Bones Before Hoes

Hot dog! You could say they're humping like animals. Had the chief walked in on them it'd been a catastrophe – fur real!


Now don't be a pussy and take a look at the pic that's too hot for deviantART.



I'd get smacked so hard by the MST3K guys right now.

ART: Dressed for the Best

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ART: Howdy, Pardner!

Time to start up the summer with some desert-themed art! As with all my Sam art, I dedicate this one to DarkDP. You da man!

While the idea of Sam in a cowgirl outfit may look random at the best, I suppose I could try to explain the backstory. If I recall correctly, DarkDP once made a picture of Sam working in model photography. This is pretty much the same, I guess.

There's also a bare-assed version, intended for the good people over at Paheal:


...and a clothed version.


I know, I know... Sam should probably be wearing black clothing. I decided against this because I wanted her to look more like an actual cowgirl instead of a movie villainess.

ART: Maternal Hotness

Half a decade has passed and still I wonder what if Maddie had been the one to distract Vlad instead of Danny in "Maternal Instinct"...

All I know is that if I were in charge of the episode, there would've been a homage to True Lies. You know what I'm talking about. And the episode would've never made it into production and I'd probably have lost my job.

Also, a clothed version that's slightly more canon, I guess. Eh.


Obviously, this one serves as a "prequel" to this pic.