ART: Olga Hits Rock Bottom

A while ago, probably in late March this year if my memory serves me right, those of you who still frequent to 4chan and specifically its /co/ board may remember when the "mini-pitch bible" for the shelved Hey Arnold! continuation/spinoff, The Patakis, was leaked. Unless I am mistaken, this was the first time we got to see and read detailed information about the show beyond Arnold having left the city and Helga being a teenager, as well as the show being "darker" and "more mature" with its themes. Included were character bios for all of the Patakis as well as some additional information about what some of the episodes would've entailed, but for me the biggest attraction was learning about Helga's big sister, Olga. Considering that the vast majority of the few HA! pieces that I've released have centered around her, it's quite obvious which one of the female characters in the show is my favorite to draw.

I will say that overall, I am not a fan of the more serious, Arnold-less direction that The Patakis would've taken and I'm also not too big on Olga's predicament as being essentially a "failure". Having said that, I do suppose the creators thought of that as a nice way to get her back to living with Bob and Miriam and also create more fodder for episodes that could, for instance, deal with her trying to succeed in her new career choice, not to mention further develop what started out as a very strained, if only in a one-sided manner, relationship with Helga.

Anyway, the show didn't happen, but thanks to the leak, we got to see Olga in her new, slutty outfit, complete with high-heeled boots, a mini skirt and a tank top with spaghetti straps. The subject matter of Olga's new interest in acting also made for the most obvious porn parody theme: the casting couch.

The alternative versions feature a version of her without nudity (but with an added panty shot), as well as variants with and without cum.

As usual, you can find HQ versions of these on both Paheal (nude with cum, nude without cum) as well as on the increasingly shittier deviantART (clothed without cum; this one lacks the dialogue/reference to the producer due to dA's recent rule changes likely forced upon them by whatever tyrannical payment processor they are using). As for the clothed pic with cum, you need to wait for the Art Archive update, which hopefully should go up before the 18th of this month.

FUN FACT: the work on this pic started immediately after the mini-pitch bible was leaked, but wasn't finished until around early June, which is about two and a half months later (so yeah, this was started before the Frankie pic from May). I then ended up sitting on it for an additional three months as I got occupied with IRL stuff as I mostly do these days. Good thing, too, because I was able to spot one big mistake in it and fix it before the release.

ART: High-cutting It Close

My entry for delta0shadow's Swimsuit Art Jam on deviantART.

This is my first picture since fucking March this year. In my defense, I've gone through health problems, multiple art blocks, a staggering heatwave with a partially broken A/C unit, the attempt of finally compiling and releasing the infamous Art Archive (which I did, back in August) and various IRL things I wish not to disclose here. Drawing this one took place over the course of 2½ weeks, most of which was spent on crafting one utterly failed pencil sketch after another – in the end, I said "fuck it" and migrated to my Intuos, and I finally began seeing results. I can still find several problems in it, but unfortunately I do have a somewhat busy week ahead of me, so I must release the pic now or else wait for another two weeks for it... and I do want to have it featured.

The main reason I created this image was to get over the latest art block, as I usually do not have time to commit to art jams as much as I would like. Granted, delta0shadow's choice of theme was very alluring, and it did provide an opportunity for a more straightforward-yet-effective piece instead of something elaborate. The background elements are mostly based on the visuals from The Jungle Movie while Olga's design is the one seen in the original show. I played around with a variety of different swimwear before settling down on a classic high-cut one-piece. I mean, why not just go for something simple for a change?

Enjoy.

ART: The Superior Sister

 
2017 is coming to an end and I gotta say, I am quite happy that it's over. This year has probably been the most taxing one in my life and I suppose it's fitting that I'm there to send it off while having a headache and suffering from a cold. On the bright side, my studies are completed, I have successfully weaned myself off of Star Wars (I'll still rewatch the old movies in their unaltered, original forms and revisit classic Expanded Universe material that I already own, but there's no fucking way I'll financially support the franchise in its current form) and... uh... well, I couldn't think of a third thing to mention here. I guess that's saying a lot about this year.

Because of my current state, I have not been able to finish the actual New Year's Eve picture I was hoping to post. While I've completed inking it, there's still colouring and shading to be done, and I just didn't have the energy to finish it in time. Thus, you'll instead have to deal with a regular release in its place.

Two years ago, I finally watched Hey Arnold! for the first time in my life and after binging on all of the seasons and the movie, I gotta say it's a great fucking show and a top contender for being one of the greatest cartoon shows of all time. Because of my late arrival to the scene, I was stuck with immense luck by having to wait only two years to see The Jungle Movie (which I saw last week and loved; a review might follow soon-ish). When it was first teased, the hype started immediately and HA! threads were popping up all over /co/. In one of these threads, there was a poster who lamented the lack of, and I quote, "/fit/ Olga fan art," and suggested that "she probably has the body of a model with all the awards she has." Well, I happened to see that post and I screencapped it as a reminder and a motivator. What you see here is a drawing that was partially inspired by it, as well as screencaps from TJM that showed Olga looking a lot more sluttier than usual and also appearing to be very flirtatious. There are also somewhere around 5–6 Olga sketches I made earlier this year, and  these will be eventually finished, hopefully during next year.

So anyway, that's all I really had to say. Have a safe and a happy 2018, everyone! You'll get the proper celebratory pic hopefully next week.


(Originally released on deviantART on December 31th, 2017 – HQ version of the first pic here) 

ART: Big Sis, Big Toys

This is an old tablet sketch from earlier this year that I just had to finish for the recent Hey Arnold! thread on 8chan.

'Big Sis' was the third HA! episode I ever saw and the one that pretty much made me decide to venture into drawing porn of it. I mean, come on... you know how much that damn thing between Olga and Lila reads like a budding quasi-incest lesbian romance if your mind is in the gutter. The tickling scene alone, as well as them going for a romantic boat ride in the fucking moonlight is just... I mean, there's no way you can avoid mental images of them just going at it.

Once again, the dialogue is written by Toonspew. He also came up with Lila's pose, while I designed how Olga would be appearing in the pic.

Higher quality version available on Paheal.

ART: Fan Friction

Y'all realize Helga was going to be the third girl, right? Right.

Based purely on writing/personality and not looks per se, Helga G. Pataki is by far my favourite character in Hey Arnold! and I honestly can't think who'd be the close second. Oh wait, there is no close second – a second, yes, but not a close one.

Obviously, I had to give Helga something more to do than just her fingers or a vibrator... I hope you're not too creeped out by this!

Higher quality version available on Paheal.

ART: Good Vibrations

Meet Sheena, the adorkable, completely underused classmate of Arnold's. She hates violence, plays the cello and apparently has a girl boner on late '60s hippie culture.

Higher quality version available on Paheal.

ART: She Has Good Taste

Yes, it finally happened – I checked out Hey Arnold! for the first time.

I gotta say... it's probably one of the greatest cartoon shows ever made, if not the greatest. It's also frustrating that the finale (The Jungle Movie) never happened, so the show effectively ends up on a cliffhanger. Still, highly recommended.

Starting with Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, I drew three separate pieces featuring the same theme of HA! girls having some fun all by themselves. I'll be posting the next piece tomorrow, and the third and the final one two days from now. Oh, and there might be a continuation of three additional pics in the future, featuring more characters.

I hope you enjoy my first foray into HA! erotica.

Higher quality version available on Paheal.