ORDERED ART: Maintenance Relation

 

Commission from the very talented Zoda-Z.

Those who have followed my blog for a long time know that I'm very picky when it comes to erotic fan art. I usually prefer on-model porn, which then poses the challenge of finding some that actually manages to look authentic. Unfortunately, not every artist is capable of hitting that mark and they may end up inserting elements into it that either clash with the art style with or without purpose. Thus, you can imagine that commissioning someone to draw my all-time favourite cartoon woman perfectly on-model is not a task I will easily appoint to just anyone.

However, with this piece here, I think I found the proper artist to do it. I've been following Zoda's art for several years now and concluded that there's been only two pieces that I felt were slightly off, and even in those instances the reason was due to the commissioner asking for off-model elements. In case you wonder what piece eventually sold me to commission this artist, it was this Slim commission of Danny fucking Penelope Spectra in the ass (link leads to a page on Rule 34 Paheal).

Fantastic job!

Alt. version without fluids.

I came up with the title of the picture to explain the scenario: Danny might've been tasked to help Maddie to do some servicing on the Spectre Speeder but since this is a cartoon porn universe of Danny Phantom we're talking about, the focus soon shifted from the Speeder to Maddie's juicy ass and moist pussy.

COMMISSION: Sapphic Service

Commission for MechaGhidorah. This one's been worked on since late April/early May this year. As usual, there were many obstacles tossed in front of my by that nasty things called 'real life' that resulted in some serious delays with finishing this picture. I usually don't do crossovers, but here it was relatively easy to pull off due to the similarly of Genndy and Butch's art styles. Besides, it's got Maddie Fenton in it. How could you go wrong?

Well, you could. I tried several times to draw the characters from a completely flat sideview angle as I was uncertain if a ¼-perspective (as originally requested by the commissioner) was going to look good. Eventually, after failing a bunch of sketches and wasting precious time, I decided to go for it and was surprised how much more effortless it was to actually do what was originally asked. Then again, I should've realized that hey, stupid, MG also draws and isn't oblivious to the process of framing an illustration. The only major thing that ended up changing from his original idea was that I switched Maddie to be on top because she's got a bigger ass.

In the end, I'd like to believe I walked away from yet another completed piece knowing a little bit more than before. I'm especially proud of how the lighting came together, as well as the floor pattern modeled after the wall-to-wall carpeting you occasionally see in Dexter's Laboratory.

(of course, Agent Honeydew lives in a building that has wooden floor in the living room... but hey, this is fan art!)

I hope you all like it! There's going to be at least one more piece before the new year, so stay tuned for that.

ART: Big Sis, Big Toys

This is an old tablet sketch from earlier this year that I just had to finish for the recent Hey Arnold! thread on 8chan.

'Big Sis' was the third HA! episode I ever saw and the one that pretty much made me decide to venture into drawing porn of it. I mean, come on... you know how much that damn thing between Olga and Lila reads like a budding quasi-incest lesbian romance if your mind is in the gutter. The tickling scene alone, as well as them going for a romantic boat ride in the fucking moonlight is just... I mean, there's no way you can avoid mental images of them just going at it.

Once again, the dialogue is written by Toonspew. He also came up with Lila's pose, while I designed how Olga would be appearing in the pic.

Higher quality version available on Paheal.

ART: Fan Friction

Y'all realize Helga was going to be the third girl, right? Right.

Based purely on writing/personality and not looks per se, Helga G. Pataki is by far my favourite character in Hey Arnold! and I honestly can't think who'd be the close second. Oh wait, there is no close second – a second, yes, but not a close one.

Obviously, I had to give Helga something more to do than just her fingers or a vibrator... I hope you're not too creeped out by this!

Higher quality version available on Paheal.

ART: Good Vibrations

Meet Sheena, the adorkable, completely underused classmate of Arnold's. She hates violence, plays the cello and apparently has a girl boner on late '60s hippie culture.

Higher quality version available on Paheal.

ART: She Has Good Taste

Yes, it finally happened – I checked out Hey Arnold! for the first time.

I gotta say... it's probably one of the greatest cartoon shows ever made, if not the greatest. It's also frustrating that the finale (The Jungle Movie) never happened, so the show effectively ends up on a cliffhanger. Still, highly recommended.

Starting with Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, I drew three separate pieces featuring the same theme of HA! girls having some fun all by themselves. I'll be posting the next piece tomorrow, and the third and the final one two days from now. Oh, and there might be a continuation of three additional pics in the future, featuring more characters.

I hope you enjoy my first foray into HA! erotica.

Higher quality version available on Paheal.

ART: A Sight for Sore Eds

...and now, we will return to our regularly scheduled programming.

This is yet another picture based on several sketch collaborations I've been doing with Toonspew and Sadarax. The idea here is relatively simple: the Kankers are at a nude beach, and May is not co-operating, hence Marie and Lee are being rather forceful.

Yeah, I know, it's supposed to be a beach but I got too lazy to draw a proper background. Sue me.

COMMISSION: Sorority Sisters

This is a commission piece I did for Toonspew, a friend of mine and long-time collaborator on picture ideas and dialogue, and it is probably the second most elaborate piece of erotic fan art I have done so far (I'd say the DP orgy pic was still a tougher one to do).

What you're seeing here functions as a cover piece for Toonspew's fap fic called Ghoul Girls Gone Wild, based on the cult cartoon movie Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School from 1988. The fic depicts the former Grimwood Finishing School students as college students, spending their Halloween by recounting tales of erotic incidents that happened to them in the past.

The characters have been completely redesigned from the scratch by yours truly, with some instructions given by Toonspew. As such, I was given a lot of freedom to play around with the art style and I'm quite happy how it turned out. The background is littered with various references as well as classic '80s style items which was loads of fun to do. See if you can spot all of them...

As an alternative version, here's a slightly more (but barely) SFW variant:

A higher quality version is available here. The password for the archive is the name of the fap fic author (without the capitalized first letter).

Hope you enjoy it!


UPDATE (the following day): One of my watchers noticed that Tanis' feet were accidentally mirrored. This has now been fixed for the blog-sized pics as well as the archived high-quality variants. Thank you!

ART: Star vs. The Forces of Mewberty

This is something I originally did as a sketch back in April, based on an idea from Toonspew. He also provided me with Star's dialogue. I titled the pic after the brand new Star vs. The Forces of Evil episode called 'Mewberty', although at this point I have not seen it yet, so the pic may end up missing its mark a lot (that is, if the episode does not deal with puberty as the puntastic title seems to suggest).

The original sketch was, at one point, to have Marco Diaz ducking to avoid Star's potentially harmful orgasm but I ended up leaving him out and simplifying the picture.

There's a lot more sketches I've done with Toonspew as well as Sadarax throwing me ideas, characters and dialogue suggestions while I've been working on the former's Ghoul School project. These cover a wide variety of different cartoon shows, some which I have not done before or done only once or twice a long time ago. During the summer, I hope to finish as many of them as possible and post them as a "snack break" between commission work.

7

Seven years down, who knows how many to go?

I was suffering from some serious delusions of grandeur back in 2008, as I imagined myself being a well-versed veteran of erotic fan art by now. In my hubris, I failed to recognize that it had taken me ten years to be on the feeble level I was back then, and over twenty if we go by my drawing hobby in general and not just cartoon smut. In these old planning files, I see myself dreaming of doing live-action quality sketches by 2012, and even 3D-looking 2D art a year before that. Of course, it's laughable and very, very egotistical when you think about it now.

Nonetheless, I do admire the drive I had back then. I seemed to be telling myself that I feared absolutely nothing, and while that was true to a certain extent, many of my followers quickly noticed that I had my comfort zone in Danny Phantom erotica, and I rarely stepped away from it. The drive, however, had nothing to do with my lack of certainty when it came to drawing outside the Hartman style and that one, I will argue, was very much a real thing. When the bubble of my hubris burst (nemesis), my studies caught up with me and I acquired more friends within the community, it humbled me and to some point even slowed down that drive. There were several moments where I wanted to wind down and take a break, and one came rather quickly during 2009 and 2010 after I burned out from attempting to do that huge DP orgy picture, but in the end the drive always returned. It was not as youthful and idealistic (or as foolish) as it was in the early days, but it kept me purchasing more pencils and paper, and at one point, I even got myself a Wacom tablet. It wasn't the Cintiq I used to blab on and on about over at Wacky World, but it's now an irreplaceable part of my fan art creation process and has paid back its hefty price of 459€ a good while ago.

In a few years I will be hitting thirty years of age, and my youth, as they say, will soon be over. Would I say I regret spending it on the internet, drawing nasty pictures of cartoon characters? No. I only regret that I did not have the possibility, for one reason or another, experience life in all its richness, but specifically by the way of travelling around the world – still, I did manage to visit The United States a couple of times, so I cannot even say I was completely robbed of that either. I am well aware that life isn't over when you enter the next big ten so I do hope to make it out into my 40s as a man who went, saw and didn't necessarily conquer but returned safely home with a few more life experiences richer. Home, where awaiting him is a nice stack of 120g/m³ paper, several different pencils and an Intuos 5L.

(Of course, if you guys think that I'm sounding like some old rocker waxing on about some wisdom he writes on a blog he barely knows to operate, then you might be right. It really is douche chill -inducing and I should just shut up and get back to drawing naked ladies)

I know I should thank you all at this point but I don't know, it'd probably be a bit insincere since there's a chance this gets read by a bunch of people who don't really give a shit, including tracers, and thanking them would be a bit silly. So, instead, I'll end it with the universal motto of a Generation X slacker:

Whatever.

Have some Desiree tits (scroll down to see them).

ART: Desert Nights

Oh look, it's another image of Desiree with her tits out. How original.

...and here's a slightly different take for those of you that enjoy calcium.


I also created a wallpaper version of the Desiree image I created a while ago. Included are Full HD versions of both the original and the alternative variant with lactation.

GET IT HERE

The password for the archive is her name spelled backwards.

I've also included higher quality versions of the original pin-up as well as working resolution images of Desiree alone, which you can use for creating your own wallpapers. Just remember to credit me for the actual drawing.

...and speaking of crediting people, this image is based on one taken of porn star Gianna Michaels. I usually don't directly draw from photographic reference but I sketched this one during a bad art block.


PROTIP: If you are using Windows 7 and you want your wallpaper to retain its quality without horrible JPEG compression, convert the image to a BMP and then rename the file extension to .jpg. This fools Windows into thinking it's a JPEG and bypasses the compression it otherwises forces every time.

ORDERED ART: Will Do

Here's a fantastic piece I commissioned from the one and only Aeolus06. Once again, I gave a commission artist a challenging task of drawing a picture of something that I could not succeed drawing myself, and once again I'm pleased to announce that it was a success.

This time, the character in question was Jenny from the absolutely brilliant French-Canadian comic series Les Nombrils (The Bellybuttons). While it's probably aimed primarily for girls, it deals with such common, universal themes and its comedy isn't gender-restricted it's more than worth checking out. In fact, I'd say it's as good as the original Swedish Bert young readers' book series that were popular during the '90s in Scandinavia and the United Kingdom.

Anyway, it took me a while to figure out which character to ask Aeolus to draw and what sort of a situation to put her in. Eventually, I settled for the kind-hearted but not very bright and easily manipulated Jenny. I pared her up with her BFF Vicky's father Will, as he has a thing for redheads (canon!) and Jenny is foolish enough to be talked around by a rich, handsome man to do all sorts of fun things involving his genitalia (and also gave the chance to include the staple 'someone opens the door and finds two people having sex' trope). I almost burned out while trying to come up with a pose and did some really, really shoddy doodles to give some guidelines to Aeolus. Thankfully, he instantly picked up on what I was looking for and came up with two possibilities, of which I chose the first one.

Here's the unused variant:

The idea of giving Vicky some dialogue was Aeolus', while the actual lines are from yours truly. It adds humour to the pic, yet does not overshadow the parts that are intended to arouse – the way it should be, folks!

These might actually be the very first published pieces of Les Nombrils erotic fan art depicting a proper intercourse. There's only one softcore one with some lesbian action as well as several official (!) nudies, but that's about it. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

FAN APPRECIATION: Great Success

This ballsy outing comes from a fan called Initialgear on Rule 34 Paheal. Much appreciated!

This might just be the first time my art has been printed out on fabrics, hell, maybe even the first time anyone has printed it out for display, period (I do not know for sure if anyone has ever made posters of my work).

The image in question is one of the commissions I did for JAB back in 2011. While originally meant to be paysite exclusive, it has since been leaked and posted all over the place so I don't think I'm breaking any rules by showing this here. In fact, all of the commissions have already been leaked a couple years ago and I haven't seen any of them taken down yet.

ART: Secret Stash

This is what DarkDP keeps under his bed.

Taking yet another idea from 'Fanning the Flames', here's a more hardcore version of Danny's Sam-related keepsakes. There are several references to old pictures I've done, mainly this and this, plus a partial redrawing of the first ever Sam pic I made when I wasn't good enough to draw characters with smaller chests.

The main attraction, of course, is the black-and-white picture of Sam with a different hair style and clothing, blowing Danny and Tucker. Correct me if I'm wrong but I think this might be a first for Rule 34. I do know for a fact that DarkDP has not done any picture featuring Sam in that style, nor has anyone else I know.

The dildo, FYI, is not something Danny uses on himself but rather one that Sam had been using and which somehow ended up into his possession.

I drew this one back in December 2011 and started inking but never got around finishing until now – hence the '11/'15 marking in the signature.

ART: Show Her Some New Trix

Sound advice to an inexperienced boy, don't you think?

Based on one of the few genuinely funny jokes in 'Class Clown', which is otherwise a very badly written TFOP episode.

As usual, a high-quality version is available on Paheal. And also as usual, it's got an error because I rushed the pic and uploaded a version where Trixie is missing her sleeves. GAH!!!

ART: Don't Forget the Crack

What you're seeing here is a dream-come-true to quite a few guys...


...unless you're Danny, of course. Yikes.

High-res version available on Paheal (where I obviously forgot to colour Maddie's hair lines, fuck)

ART: Ember's Boy Toys

Back in 2008, when I was still posting actively on WWOEC, there was a short-lived spike in creating erotic fan art of Ember McLain, the pop star ghost villainess from Danny Phantom. I participated in it as well and created this piece, which remained a favourite amongst my watchers for quite some time. While it now obviously looks very dated and amateurish (as it should), I got requests of creating something similar to it for quite some time.

Being that I wasn't exactly all that happy how it turned in the first place, it was only natural that eventually I would have to revisit the subject matter... and no, not in a Lucas kind of way where I artificially throw some glitter on top of the old picture and then proceed to painstakingly repress the original work.

Anyway, this is the result: filthier, racier and now with bonus lesbian sex in the background. I hope you enjoy it!

ART: Closer to Comfort

Happy belated New Year 2015, everybody!

This is more or less a successor to an earlier image I crafted for MechaGhidorah. This time, however, there's no ice cream, just boobs getting rubbed.

I was originally going to give Jessica her famous glitter dress and Holli her see-through plastic skirt but eventually abandoned them since it would've just taken too long to get those done and the pic was already late for half a week. Also, this is the first time I've actually used clipping masks and such tools instead of pain-stakingly (and retardedly) trying to shade and highlight on regular layers. As usual, credit goes to LLToon for patiently explaining and showing to me how that works. I still have plenty to learn but at least I finally feel like I'm getting somewhere with this.

In case you wonder why there isn't a champagne bottle between Holli and Jessica, two reasons: first, I already did that last year and second, I recently saw an image uploaded on Paheal which also has some boob contact going on between the two except there's also a giant male organ involved, so I discarded the idea in order to avoid unnecessary similarities.

There isn't really much else to say, so... enjoy!