COMMISSION: Relaxation

Clothed.

Naked.

This is my second commission out of three to someone who prefers to stay anonymous. Work started on late August, based on a reference image of two anime girls enjoying themselves in the water. The overall composition of the image was quite challenging, and it took me several sketches to get it to a point where both I and the commissioner felt it was good enough. The final sketch was made with the new Samsung Galaxy Tab S8+ I acquired in late September for the purposes of both storing reference images and give me an opportunity for some private late-night sketching. This, by the way, has resulted in me being able to get a crap-ton of new ideas down, which you'll hopefully get to see start appearing after all the remaining commission work has been completed. Still, I am hesitant to call this a "comeback" since my situation hasn't really changed much from 2019. There's no way for me to predict how quickly I'm able to finish whatever I might sketch with the tablet.

You can find more high-res versions to download on deviantART. Please note that the version of the nude variant I uploaded on Paheal is an outdated one with an error in it, you can see the bottom ink line of Kitty's tail near her butt having some artifacts I forgot to clean up from the clothed variant. If this bothers you, get the fixed version from dA from the link above.

ART: Topless Secret /// EDIT: Roger Bacon's Agent Xero Pin-Up

I know I mentioned the next pic would be one of the upcoming commission works, but I managed to whip up this little number on the side. Not to worry, though, as that commission is about 90% completed and should be done in the next week or so.

As some of you may recall, many years ago I commissioned JaviDLuffy to draw a picture of the Gray Lady from the MAD Magazine classic, Spy vs. Spy. This is a character I've lusted after for quite some time but I never quite managed to draw her properly myself. Thanks to my recent acquirement of a new Samsung tablet that's powerful enough to do some sketching with, I've been able to work on my art a lot more lately and as such, I've decided to challenge myself almost every evening to draw sketches of characters I've either never drawn before or I've had trouble getting right – the Gray Spy falls into the latter category.

What you are seeing here is the first time I've been happy enough with a sketch that I've decided to actually finish it! Therefore, you may expect to see her pop up in later artwork in the future.

Higher quality version available on deviantART.

Way, way back in 2019 (or was it early 2020?), I asked Roger Bacon permission to ink and colorize a very nice sketch of Agent Xero that he had made that I had seen posted on 4chan's /co/. He said yes, and it took me several years to finally get to it. There isn't really not much else to say about it, except that I did slightly enlarge her head and therefore also had to tweak the hair a little bit. Everything else, though, has been preserved. The completion year for the original sketch is purely a guess, as the picture had no signature and I had to look up details from the file regarding the date I had saved it. I'm more than happy to update a proper date to the pic later, if I ever learn it.

The background was a nightmare to do.

Bacon's (and ZONE's) take on Xero/Lacey Shadows will be a hard act to follow but I do hope to eventually pay my own respects to this character in the future.

Higher quality version available on deviantART.

ART: Tasting Youth

Well, it's already November where I live, but it's not like I tend to post a Halloween pic in time, ever...

Originally, I was hoping to do something non-DP but as luck would have it, I simply didn't have the time to pull it off. The big digital painting piece that I've hoped to do every Halloween for almost a decade now didn't materialize, and neither did the sketch of Wilhamena from OK K.O. – Let's Be Heroes! and Gruntilda in her sexy form (from Banjo Kazooie), done in the style of Stealth Brock, pushing their tits together, or the super elaborate Wander Over Yonder pic with Lord Dominator "taking care" of Lord Hater's army. On the bright side, I do have more spare ideas to use just in case I'm in a similar spot next year with the painting option not possible.

Time's a bitch, though, and this is why, instead, you get Spectra enjoying a young man's ejaculation perhaps a tad too much. High-res variant available on Paheal, as always.

Next up: commission #2 (for real this time; the sketch is already completed and now it just needs me to finish inking and coloring it)!

ART: Maddie's Corruption

Gearing up to finally tackle the anonymous commission #2 (currently in initial sketching phase), I realized it's been a very long time since I've drawn Danny Phantom – almost two whole years – so I needed to get some practice done to get back in shape and check how much I still remember drawing the characters. So, I let my mind wonder and figure if there was anything that would pique my interest.

I don't quite know where the inspiration came from, but I ended up having a massive surge of energy and creativity, and the end result was Dark Danny (a.k.a. Dan Phantom) from 'The Ultimate Enemy' fucking a lustful Maddie, who has somehow been corrupted by the evil entity. That's, uh, pretty much all there is to it. I will admit that I'm quite happy how it turned out as this one features a lot of tricky things that are usually hard to do in the show's style, like characters' body parts overlapping a lot. As often is the case in my fan art, there was no reference used and I simply drew everything directly from my head.

I showcased the initial sketch to DarkDP, LLToon and despojo, who all gave good feedback and critique on what to fix, change or improve. The only things that were really changed were the positioning of Maddie's feet and also making her ass bigger. This was also the first time I fully utilized a trick taught to me by Fern/14-Bis well over a decade ago, which is to flip the sketch horizontally and see if you spot any problems with it. I've only done that a few times before and never really quite bothered to fix most of the things I "noticed" as I figured they were minuscule enough.

I am dedicating this picture to DarkDP, as it features the character he took his nickname from and also because DDP is an all-around class act and a very kind human being. I've had the privilege of meeting this man and shaking his hand IRL and it's one of my most cherished memories from my "career" as a cartoon porn fan artist.

Also, this is still not Maddie/Danny incest! It's only, like, 50% there (remember, Dark Danny/Dan consists of Danny's ghost half and Vlad Masters' ghost half, hence why he looks so evil and deranged).

A higher resolution image can be found on Rule 34 Paheal.

ART: After Gürsel /// Monroe and Mom

Well over two decades ago, back when I was still a kid, I stayed overnight at a hotel and remember seeing advertisements for a featured late night performance of a dance troupe that I suspect may have, in fact, been a stripper troupe. I very much remember them consisting of at least two dozen girls, if not more, and they all featured a distinct uniform, which was a tight, low-cut t-shirt that showed copious amounts of mostly silicone underboob (but hid the areolas and nipples), a high-cut string bikini bottom and classic high-heel shoes. Unfortunately, since I was woefully underage AND traveling with my parents, there was no way in hell I was able to go see their show. In the end, I was too much of a pussy to even grab a copy of the ad as a keepsake, since this was something that needed hiding and I wasn't 100% certain I would be able to do that. So, for all these years, I've kept the image in my mind...

...that is, until now, when I talked about it with my friend despojo. We talked about so much that it got me curious enough to finally put down that memory on paper (albeit only figuratively; the picture was done 100% digitally). Since I'm not skilled enough to draw realistic women, I figured I needed to do a more cartoonish take on it, but not too cartoonish. Luckily enough, I then remembered the legendary Turkish cartoonist Gürcan Gürsel and how he would often feature leggy, shapely young girls and women with big balloon tits in those comics that he would make strictly for adult humor publications. Since the focus was mostly just to get down the generic idea of what the girls, their pose and their uniform looked like, I only drew a single dancer/stripper. The digital painting was done using Kyle's Megabrush Set (or whatever it's called) and the colors were lifted directly from scans of Gürsel's adult comics. The end result is a bit stiff but nails all the important points from my memory, sans maybe the exact hair styles, whether or not there were pokies and how the girls' hands and arms were positioned (which I don't remember; I think they were crossed behind their backs but I'm not certain).

The show itself, and the troupe, remains a mystery to this day. The problem is, this was around the time the Internet was still brand new so most of the advertising would've been in print form. I also don't remember the exact time and place, outside that it was either in Sweden, Finland or Denmark, and the time period was between 1996 and 2002, likely at the turn of the millennium. There may have also been a man in a tuxedo, hosting the show, or he was perhaps the warm-up performer. The closest thing so far that I've heard might be an erotic dance troupe called UK Calendar Girls, but I'm not 100% certain if it was them as information about these things is really hard to find online and would mostly require asking people who were going to these shows during this time and assuming they still remember all the details.

If I do find out what this troupe or show (hell, it could've just been a one-time thing, too!) was, I will update it here and let you all know. A high-resolution picture can be found on my deviantART page.

Even though I am IP-rangebanned on 4chan, preventing me from posting anything, I still visit the board from time to time (yes, I know VPNs could solve the issue but I don't really have much interest in posting on 4chan these days). Late last year, I was browsing /co/ and stumbled upon a thread about the mother of a Bill Wray character called Monroe, who starred in his eponymous misery porn comic strip in the legendary MAD Magazine. I talked about this in an earlier blog update and how it inspired me to make an attempt at drawing Monroe's mom, who, depending on how the strip needs to present her, is either a total MILF sex bomb or post-wall, white trash woman with cellulite, body hair and crow's feet. In the end, it was usually a mix of these two, so I suppose calling her a "hot mess" would be the most accurate description. Despite her waning looks, she would immediately get the attention of horny men, even some of the hunkier and beefier types, and I think the comic made it painfully clear that she also knew how "service" those guys. The comic strip also tended to put her in a state of partial undress, usually in night gowns and robes, and her nipples are visible on the very second strip published.

Considering that this is the mom in the comic, and the main character, Monroe, is an endlessly horny teenager who values the idea of scoring with girls so much he tends to bite off more than he can chew (and thus usually ends up hurt and humiliated, often in the nude, while less-savory characters such as the resident school bully Dylan get off scot free and keep kicking him while he's down), the most obvious thing to draw when doing a porn parody of the comic is to simply have Monroe fuck his mother... so I did just that.

What makes this so great is that there is a time period in the strip where Monroe's mom and dad are divorced and she drifts aimlessly from one provider to another but never settles, while Monroe is lusting hard after a schoolmate of his, Jolynda. While this already provides a good explanation for Monroe's mom for the purposes of a porn parody, what makes it even sweeter is that there is a strip centering around Monroe running as a class president, and in it we get an erotically-charged daydream sequence of Monroe imagining himself as the POTUS and Jolynda as his intern (this was around the tail-end of the Clinton years) about to do the nasty in the Oval Office. In this particular strip, Jolynda's design is fully identical to that of Monroe's mom! It sure feels like an internal Oedipal struggle happening in Monroe's mind there. As for the lactating breasts, Monroe's mom does go through a pregnancy in the strip, although this results in her getting back together with Monroe's dad, so I suppose from that sense, the parody makes no sense... but I do like lactation! Monroe's mom's outfit comes from a strip where she is working as a camwhore – quite a pioneer, considering this strip was released in the late '90s!

This is also the first blatant mom/son incest pic I've done. While it is true that in one of the JABComix commissions from 2011 did feature what appeared to have been two Danny clones, I never made it clear who these cock-carriers were. The Zoda-Z commission, while based on my idea, also doesn't count since I didn't draw it. Therefore, it is only now, over fourteen years after I started, that I finally committed to a fetish/category that people sometimes erroneously think I represent just because I've specialized in MILFs.

Big thanks to Reference Emporium on Twitter for providing all the reference material for this pic! I do have my own MAD Magazine collection but a lot of the late '90s issues aren't in the best condition anymore and I try to avoid opening, browsing and scanning them as much as possible to prevent any further wear.

As usual, the high-quality version of this picture can be found on Rule 34 Paheal.

ART: LoL, I Wonder

A rare foray into the opposite of MILF art.

Having not seen the infamous episode of JLU where the de-aging process happens, I've only relied on screen captures to produce this image. This is why it's just a bunch of randoms gang- and blowbanging Wonder Woman. Harley Quinn is there only because she's the most familiar DC villainess for me, and after researching JLU episodes for Harley content, I became aware that she only appears in just one episode. The only screen capture I was able to find of that was low-res, so I ended up relying on my copy of Batman and Harley Quinn Blu-Ray to fetch the colour scheme to be used here.

You have 4chan's /co/ to blame for this pic's existence as threads focusing on Wonder Woman from this episode pop up from time to time, with screenshots focused on her cocksure or sultry expressions. This was also a good opportunity to practice shading and drawing abs, and hopefully I've succeeded in those.

Special thanks to my pal despojo for giving me feedback during the illustration process and making some crucial suggestions regarding poses and the usage of the lasso. Much appreciated!

As always a high-res version is available on Rule 34 Paheal.

Next up is likely going to be one of the two remaining commissions I have.

ART: Sucking Him Dry

Well, it's certainly been a while since the 'art' header was used!

Here's the Cassandra Cat picture I mentioned in the small update post earlier. This was something I began working in December last year and fully finished it a couple of weeks ago, although I just made a few fixes to it only tens of minutes before uploading the finished picture here. It's a good idea to sometimes take a long time to refrain from publishing something and wait for some time to pass, so that you can look up the picture with slightly refreshed eyes and then notice all the problems that otherwise would've snuck past you!

Slylock Fox is a really fun activity webcomic, obviously geared towards younger audiences as the difficulty level of the puzzles and mysteries featured isn't all that challenging for anyone whose age is in two digits or more. The art style is also quite clean and simplistic, but it differs from a lot of the usual, contemporary takes on minimalistic design by not making me want to gouge my eyes out; it emphasizes functionality for its primary purpose (setting up the visual playground for finding and solving the daily puzzle/mystery) but remains visually appealing, because it never compromises many of the traditional tricks and techniques it uses for construction. If anything, it is stylistically very close to the things I got used to seeing in the 1980s and the 1990s, so I suppose there's a bit of a nostalgia factor happening there as well.

4chan's /co/, in its eternal search for new FOTM (Flavor of the Month) every, well, month, also took notice of the strip a good while ago, and generally homed in on the feline thief character, Cassandra Cat, as being the comic's "eye candy." It got to a point where the strip's creator, Bob Weber, Jr., caught wind of the SF threads there and dropped by to do a very brief AMA and even showcased a surprisingly risqué (due to SF being primarily aimed for kids) pin-up that he had drawn of Cassandra, and I think it was even sold as a shirt at some point! I have to say, that is very cool of him and he also handled it very well (UPDATE: turns out the shirt was originally made for that one guy who has a blog where he analyzes and complains about newspaper comics in a humorous manner, I forget the name of his site but you can post it in the Comments if you remember what it is).

SF threads are still happening there, as new strips continue to be made, the puzzles are fun to solve and new Cassandra references are always welcome. In fact, one such thread ended up inspiring me, yet again, to attempt at doing a Cassandra-themed picture. I think the last time I thought about drawing her must've been more then three or four years ago, if even longer than that. Despite the comic's style being simple, I didn't exactly get this one done in a single try, with the male character going through most of the changes before I settled for him being a big bull with a massive torso. The most inspiration for this pic, its pose and Cassandra wearing red came from the final scene of a porn movie called Secret Diary of a Secretary (2009). The scene in question features Kagney Linn Karter as the titular secretary, first talking about a generic "secretary and her boss" sex fantasy, before actually going in and doing him. She looks stunning there, reminding me very much of Christina Applegate as Kelly Bundy from Married... with Children, and the red jacket and lipstick she's wearing contrast strongly against her milk white skin and platinum hair. Overall, it's a damn good scene and you can try to find it online by searching it with her name and the title 'Perfect Secretary'.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the pic! It was drawn 100% with a tablet, no pencils there at all. As usual, you can find the full-resolution version of it on Rule 34 Paheal.