ART: The Bad Girl

Let me start by clarifying a few things. First, I know this is not a real Halloween-themed picture, since it's not horror-themed nor is it about a character dressed up for a costume party. I've been under a lot of stress lately so I've not been able to draw or brainstorm ideas as much as usual (besides, I had to sidetrack for a moment and get one quick Cuphead-themed pic out because I, in a completely selfish move, wanted to be the first to draw Rule 34 of a specific character in the game). Second, I'm not and never was that big of a fan of Wander Over Yonder. Don't get me wrong, I don't think it's a bad show and I honestly wanted to like it a lot because I'm a huge fan of Craig's work – both his art design and his style of comedy and writing – but there were two things about it that I had a problem with: Wander occasionally acting hyper, and Lord Hater being an insecure teenager under all that metal-laden bad-assery. While I'm not sure if the former was an intentional thing, it is well-known that the latter originated in the pitch bible and was meant to be a staple source of humour in the show. I couldn't stand that aspect of him and how it was purposely mined for awkwardess, and would've rather preferred him to be played straight where his ruthlessness is natural, it's just that he's not always an effective villain. The series finale, despite being rushed, did provide a very cathartic moment for me when Hater finally had a moment of glory where he proved to be the baddest of 'em all. In the end, I do appreciate the show for what it is and what it was trying to do, and was not at all pleased when it got canned before they could explore Hater's origin story.

Having said all that, there's one aspect of the show that was introduced in the last episode of the first season that totally got me off-guard and gave me a reason to give it a second chance (which failed, because I still didn't like Hater being a whiny douche spouting valley girl jingo). I am, of course, talking about Lord Dominator. While being a completely irredeemable character means she's not good waifu material in my eyes, Dominator has one of the best designs I've seen for a cartoon girl in a long time – something of a rarity in these days when every show tries to ape the character visuals of Adventure Time or Steven Universe. Like many of Craig's designs, Dominator looks relatively simplistic to draw but in reality it can be pretty tough to get her to look right. This is why it has taken me a long time to nail her down and eventually come up with a presentable sketch worth finishing. While I toyed with a couple of different ideas, some cheesecake-y and some hardcore (and there was even a crossover idea with Undyne from Undertale feeling up Dominator from behind), there was this one pose that kept repeating in my doodles. I don't know where I originally saw it but I suspect it might be off of some early '90s pin-up of either a softcore model or a porn starlet posing for a magazine or VHS cover. This is also one of the few times when I decided to go off-model, because I just couldn't make the pose look good in her original design. This is why her midriff is so detailed and has way too many shapes and angles that are not part of the original character design.

Anyway, that's pretty much all there is to this year's "Halloween pic." Hopefully I'll have more time next year to come up with something more suitable for the season.

Happy Halloween!

(Originally released on deviantART on October 31th, 2017 – HQ version of the first pic here) 

ART: Fun Affair

Yes, I drew Cuphead fucking the pink balloon girl from the funfair level. No, I'm not ashamed of myself. In fact, I'm quite proud that this might be a 'first' despite Cuphead porn being made at breakneck speeds by various artists right now and I'm a slow motherfucker that usually arrives to a scene years later.

Alternative versions with visible dick and/or accumulated cum inside the balloon (mostly for Paheal, so it can be posted there, which I already did):

All of these obviously look better against a completely white or a dark (but not completely black) background.

COMMISSION: The Beach Princess

Another quick commission to ellampalli92. This is the first time I've drawn a girl from the Total Drama series of cartoons and I gotta say, it was a challenge. Once again, the simplistic-looking, angular quasi-UPA style is deceptive, as it's actually quite difficult to figure out in different poses.

Alternative versions (never released on dA) without the bikini:

(Originally released on deviantART on October 13th, 2017 – HQ version of the first pic here)

COMMISSION: Paulina2.png

Here's a quick commission to ellampalli92, who wished for me to finish a previously scrapped sequel to this picture (hence the double date in the signature). While the overall idea was pretty much completed, the sketch itself was littered with problems relating to Paulina's proportions, pose, hand placement, hair placement etc. so reference gathering and resketching had to be made to salvage the original intention in a more presentable form. Sometimes it's a good idea to save old sketches even if you thought they were failures!

And yes, girls really used to do the 'whale tail' thing at one point. I have mixed feelings about that phase in Western fashion, but since Danny Phantom is a show from the mid-'00s, it makes sense for Paulina to follow the latest trends no matter what.

Will there be a third picture, and beyond? Only time will tell. This is a fun idea to return to, though, and I do like Paulina's design, so... yeah, probably.

I also made alternative versions that are too hot for deviantART, yet cannot be uploaded to Paheal in high-quality due to there being no visible genitalia. You'll have to wait for the art archive to get the working resolution versions, but in the meantime, here are the Blogger-sized ones:

 

 

(originally released on deviantART on May 21st, 2017 – HQ version of the first pic here)

ART: Cowgirl Style

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(no, it's not Britney Britney from TFOP, nor an OC of mine or anyone else's; it's also not Tara Strong, as some of you have suggested, and not a celebrity either, or a cartoon/video game/movie character)

(originally released on deviantART on March 31st, 2017 – HQ version here)

ART: Nine

Nine years ago, a douchebag who lives far away in the Nordics decided that it was time to take his perversions online, and started uploading his dirty drawings to a message board that no longer exists. Today, he still draws, albeit not as frequently due to outside factors (ie. real life) taking a lot of his time. Despite these limitations, he persists and tries to slowly learn new techniques to expand his art beyond his comfort zone of Danny Phantom fan art.

This piece is a combination of experimentation and tradition, and I hope you find it, at the very least, enjoyable to look at. And yes, I tried making Maddie's butt and the dress to form the number 'nine' but it kinda got lost somewhere. Oh well.

Nowadays, I post my art primarily on deviantART, although I have plans to open a new gallery on another site sometime next year. When that happens, expect this blog to be fully retired and left as a mostly static archive. I will leave instructions on where and how to reach me when that happens, so don't worry too much if you're still following me primarily on this blog.

COMMISSION: Best Friends Forever

Commission for ellampalli. This one's a got a basic premise of Paulina and Star from Danny Phantom lezzing out and not really much more. Sometimes it's refreshing to draw straight-out (no pun intended) porn without a back story or reference to actual episodes from the show. As always, a more high-quality version is available on Paheal.

To pepper things out, I added four panels showing details of what's going on between the girls. I originally had a fourth panel showing Paulina and Star's faces in detail, with Paulina asking if Star was "ready for Round 2", but with the advice of a friend I replaced it with Paulina anally fingering Star.

This is the first time I've completed a drawing with Star. If you thought I had gone without drawing her until now, you'd be wrong, as she appeared already back in 2006 when I got back to drawing cartoon porn after more than a year (or possibly two). It's just that I never had a good enough of an idea to finish and that's why she seemed to be "untouched" by my smut until now. It's sort of similar to why I Valerie didn't make an appearance until 2014, when Slim approached me with a commission idea for her.

Next up, I'll working on more commission for a pay site release. Since Blogger disavows advertising, I can't say the name of the site, but I can give you a hint that's it's going to be the same sime and the same guy as it was the last time.